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What is pain? It's a very strange sensation and one that cannot be quantified from person to person. I don't know how much pain you are experiencing and you don't know how much pain I am in. Just because you hear that someone has been hurt, it could mean a world of different issues depending on who heard it and who said it. My line of work tells me that pain is the direct effect of indicative nocireceptors; collections of atoms that form molecules that sit on cellular membranes and respond to noxious stimuli, heat, pressure, chemicals and other mechanical forces. The pressure of a razor passing through skin as it parts flesh and creates strai

So I went to the airport today. Had some fun but I noticed some things… Make Carlos angry things… 1) The people… I hate the people you find at airports who can all be broken down into two main categories: workers and passengers. All workers are the same people from baggage check and stewardesses to luggage handlers. I group them as such because the first group are the happy smiling people who happily assure you that nothing bad is going to happen as long as you stay calm and buckled (like that’s gonna save you from a seven kajillion mph impact with Mount Holyshitwegonnadie) and the handlers are the angry bitter people who

So I went iceskating the other day. Had some fun but noticed other stuff.... Make Carlos angry stuff... 1) I hate the invention of iceskating… Who was the bright mind that dared some other brilliant soul that he could walk on water like Jesus but then waited six months till it froze and went walking around on it. And then who was the absolute genius who realized that if he strapped a couple of metal blades onto his feet he could go even faster? Since, you know, faster equals better… Nevermind the impending DOOM! I only wish that the first person who ventured across the ice had fallen thru into the frigid waters beneath and been re

((I would just like to add a small disclaimer that the title is completely coincidental… seks is actually six in some foreign language i picked a while ago)) So I was watching TV today and i saw an std’s commercial. And then I realized some stuff.... make Carlos angry stuff... 1) I hate std’s… No seriously think about it for a second… Sex could be one of the coolest things human beings got going for ourselves nowadays. I mean yeah we can like fly in planes, skydive, racecars, rollercoasters, freedive, parasail, jetski, and so much other cool stuff that will give you a rush and get your adrenal glands pumping adrenal

My Proposal for the Betterment of Society A proposal pertaining to the betterment of social living and personal experience with society. Throughout the course of history it has been noted that one process in particular is responsible for excelling populations of animals and species into better and more efficient and/or productive forms. This process is natural selection, first documented by Charles Darwin in the Galapagos Islands. Natural selection is the process that is responsible for making a generation of a species smarter than its previous generation. For example if all the mice that go out at night are eaten by snakes then the next ge

I realized something that I hate today and I didn’t even have to spend the whole day with it to find out that I did. Today I realized that I hate women, not just one or two. The entire flipping gender. Granted there are one or two good ones out there and there is your occasional diamond in the rough, of course this diamond normally gets screwed onto a gold ring stronger than any shackle, but the vast majority out there suck large chrome-plated steel monkey balls. 1) Men are dogs… women say all men are dogs and you know what? We are! We are loyal, faithful, trustworthy, happy to be with you and will always, always be waiting just i

So I went to go buy my copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince today and I noticed a few things… make Carlos angry things 1) I hate Harry Potter freaks… you all know who I am talking about, you might be a fan and yes you might have a monologue or two or three or 17 memorized BUT at least you will never stoop as low as the level of freak that you saw at the Harry Potter midnight buy. You get out of the car and instantly notice something odd when your eyes fall on the bike rack and all you see is brooms but then upon entering you notice something far more disturbing. Pointed hats, lightning bolt scars, and robes are the name

So today I went to Walmart and noticed among the flawlessness that is the marveloussness of pristine tile floors and shining incandescent light bulbs a few things… make Carlos angry things… 1) I hate old people… You know the ones I’m talking about. They stand at the entrance of the Walmart seemingly guarding the way towards the fabled land of nick-nacks and other completely useless items that you would otherwise never purchase but upon finding them in the Walmart a full thirteen cents off you must journey to the register and purchase them. Lo! Before you can make this sojourn you are confronted by gnarled grasping finge

So I went to the beach today. Had some fun but noticed other stuff.... Make Carlos angry stuff.. 1) I hate people... Especially really fat, pale, ugly people who haven't seen the sun in the last 5 years and in fact the only golden thing they HAVE seen every day is a twinkie and then they DO take a trip to the beach they decide to squeeze into the eetsy beetsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini and/or thong and then lay out on the beach causing an eclipse of the sun because their shamu-ness acts like a whole nother dune that just blocks any chance of sunlight from reaching the rest of us. And as we're all running around in the sand blind an